- Wa Li3w
OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
my dreams of becoming rich and famous has
been destroyed!!!!!!
coz todae went SGpools buy 4D!!!!!!
ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sad so sad so sad
below is a joke told to me by a fren
i don care whether u guys tink its funny or not
jus READ bloody hell............
begins
scene 1
"u bastard!!!", Mum scolds dad
"u bitch!!!", dad replied
little mike heard all tis and asked
"What are bitches and bastards"
"it means ladies and gentlemen", mom replied
scene 2
one dae mike read sum magazines which belong to his father
and he asked
"dad, what is a penis and wat is a vagina??"
"hats and coats " dad replied
scene 3
mum is stuffing the chicken with seasoning and lost her wedding ring
"fuck!!", mum said aloud
mike heard it and asked
"mum, what is fuck??"
"it means the season for the chicken", mum replied
scene 4
dad was shaving when he cut his face with the shave blade
"shit!!" dad shouted
mike heard it and asked
"dad, what is shit??"
"Shaving cream", dad replied
Final scene
mikes parents are hosting a dinner party at their
hse and all of the guest arrived early so mike went to greet them.
"Gd evening Bithches and Bastards, pls wait awhile coz my
mum is fucking the chicken, while my dad is shitting his face.
they told me that u all can hang ur penises and vaginas there.
sry 4 the delay"
end
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